Oh TS, I eat it every night
Folks may say you're crazy and you know they're right
But if this world is normal, I don't wanna be
I'd rather be living with the fishies in the sea
Oh TS is the way for me

Now futsu spaghetti don't taste too bad
but you eat it every night and I think you've had enough
But TS is the way for me, it makes life less boring and fun to be
Oh TS is the way for me
Now when your friends come over, they want some supper
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna take a chance and put in the beans
Are you gonna do what you always do?
But if  you add the beans, they say you're crazy
They say good-bye forever to you
Well don't you a-worry cause x is my friend
And she likes Tofu!